Florida is for Lovers
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They say love is a battlefield, and you know what, they are right. I know this is true, because I have found that battlefield. Somewhere in Florida between Tampa and Ocala on Interstate 75, lovers are prematurely departing from one another at a rapid pace. I know this because I found about a hundred of them stuck to my windshield. It is LOVE BUG season.
As sweet as they sound, Love Bugs are actually pretty gross, and not to mention, annoying. The only thing worse than one bug flying around your head is two bugs that are stuck together flying around your head. The only thing even WORSE that that is two bugs flying around your head while possibly in the middle of a sexual encounter.
If you have ever been in Florida during Love Bug season (April/May & August/September) you know what I mean. You have most likely been annoyed by them while laying by the pool. You’ve swatted them away as they stopped for a moment to make love on your exposed kneecap. You’ve been disgusted by their blatant disregard of sexual discretion. And you’ve asked yourself the inevitable question, are they really doing it? Continue reading 'Florida is for Lovers'»
